InfoGeek's Articles In Humor
September 17, 2005 by InfoGeek
What’s all this talk I hear about Lace and Lacism? I love lace. Black, red white, all colors of lace. In fact lace is my favorite type of border. And if that makes me a laciest then I don’t care. This is America and let me tell you the day I can’t go into a sop to get black lace…well…. I just get so mad. (pounds desk). Lace is what made this country great! Um Emily – What. – We’re talking about Race and Racism, not Lace. Oh, that’s completely different………….. Never mi...
September 17, 2005 by InfoGeek
What’s all this talk I hear about Lace and Lacism? I love lace. Black, red white, all colors of lace. In fact lace is my favorite type of border. And if that makes me a laciest then I don’t care. This is America and let me tell you the day I can’t go into a sop to get black lace…well…. I just get so mad. (pounds desk). Lace is what made this country great! Um Emily – What. – We’re talking about Race and Racism, not Lace. Oh, that’s completely different………….. Never mi...
March 23, 2005 by InfoGeek
You want a president as shady as Richard Nixon. A president who orchestrated the Watergate scandal, undermined the political process, lied to the American public and then through Ford, got away with it? I give you Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick and Mary Jo Kopechne. A man, a car, a drowning death and a flimsy story did not slow him down, and he’s still a serving Senator. That is presidential caliber scandal handling. Ted Kennedy, a true Teflon professional. You want a president who ...
March 23, 2005 by InfoGeek
You want a president as shady as Richard Nixon. A president who orchestrated the Watergate scandal, undermined the political process, lied to the American public and then through Ford, got away with it? I give you Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick and Mary Jo Kopechne. A man, a car, a drowning death and a flimsy story did not slow him down, and he’s still a serving Senator. That is presidential caliber scandal handling. Ted Kennedy, a true Teflon professional. You want a president who ...
December 7, 2004 by InfoGeek
If Mary and Joseph were jewish, maybe it wasn't the 3 wise men, but the three Weismen's. They were on vacation. And they were named.... wait for it... Golda, Francis and Murray IG (I heard part of this and went with the rest...)
December 7, 2004 by InfoGeek
If Mary and Joseph were jewish, maybe it wasn't the 3 wise men, but the three Weismen's. They were on vacation. And they were named.... wait for it... Golda, Francis and Murray IG (I heard part of this and went with the rest...)
November 23, 2004 by InfoGeek
Please copy and paste link: http://mymodlife.tripod.com/IHC.mp3 IG
November 23, 2004 by InfoGeek
Please copy and paste link: http://mymodlife.tripod.com/IHC.mp3 IG
November 2, 2004 by InfoGeek
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November 2, 2004 by InfoGeek
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October 27, 2004 by InfoGeek
We all know angels, white robes, halos, wings. Cute beings doing things benefiting mankind. Everyone of them, happy and helpful. Everyone except the ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!!! Now, is it one angel or his he the supervisor of a little know division of Angeldom. Could there be the Angel of the Bad Hair Day, the Angel of the Disturbing Physical Impairment. A whole subsection just designated to muck up your day. The Angel of Misplaced Car Keys, Unexpected Flatulence or the Angel of Tripping on ...
October 27, 2004 by InfoGeek
We all know angels, white robes, halos, wings. Cute beings doing things benefiting mankind. Everyone of them, happy and helpful. Everyone except the ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!!! Now, is it one angel or his he the supervisor of a little know division of Angeldom. Could there be the Angel of the Bad Hair Day, the Angel of the Disturbing Physical Impairment. A whole subsection just designated to muck up your day. The Angel of Misplaced Car Keys, Unexpected Flatulence or the Angel of Tripping on ...
October 27, 2004 by InfoGeek
God is trying to kill me. I say this not out of supposition but out of fact. Also, this is notthe ramblings of a paranoid mind. After listing to the Christian radio stations and television shows. I have come to this conclusion. Every show I listen to talks about God’s plan for me, how God will guide me, how the bad things that happen are His tests for me to overcome and grow in faith from. And that if I follow his lead I will attain peace. Now, if God plans the events in my lif...
October 27, 2004 by InfoGeek
God is trying to kill me. I say this not out of supposition but out of fact. Also, this is notthe ramblings of a paranoid mind. After listing to the Christian radio stations and television shows. I have come to this conclusion. Every show I listen to talks about God’s plan for me, how God will guide me, how the bad things that happen are His tests for me to overcome and grow in faith from. And that if I follow his lead I will attain peace. Now, if God plans the events in my lif...
October 25, 2004 by InfoGeek
Last night I held her little hand, it made my poor heart sing, It was the sweetest hand I'd held, four aces and a king. IG