Hey, Dr. Guy, I dood it....
Published on March 23, 2005 By InfoGeek In Humor
You want a president as shady as Richard Nixon. A president who orchestrated the Watergate scandal, undermined the political process, lied to the American public and then through Ford, got away with it?

I give you Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick and Mary Jo Kopechne. A man, a car, a drowning death and a flimsy story did not slow him down, and he’s still a serving Senator. That is presidential caliber scandal handling.

Ted Kennedy, a true Teflon professional.

You want a president who has had affairs, while serving public office, like Bill Clinton? I give you Ted Kennedy.

A hounds, hound.

You want a president who went to an Ivy league college, has millions if not billions in oil revenue and still says he knows what the common man is feeling, a president whose family has foreign connections of a most questionable kind as President Bush (just flip a coin). I give you Ted Kennedy.

Ted Kennedy the common man, in the millionaires club.

Vote Ted Kennedy on 2008. Ted Kennedy. It’s time to let a professional show them how it’s done.

IG

Comments
on Mar 23, 2005

Why Thank you!

Now as for Kennedy, why you liberal pond scum (or is it a conservative Nazi?  I forget), you HAVE to vote for him or you are bigotted against Catholics!

The Greatest Senator (in his own mind) to ever serve in the Senate!  A legend in his own Mind!

Vote Kennedy!  You know how bad he already is.

on Mar 23, 2005
Kennedy...at least he aint Bin Laden.......is that good or bad?

But didnt Teddy die years ago.....I heard his Liver continues on with (lack of) distinction.....
on Mar 23, 2005

But didnt Teddy die years ago.....I heard his Liver continues on with (lack of) distinction.....

He has an IV attached to keep him alive.  Hmmm.....if they Kill Terri Schiavo...........