Battle of the two rich white guys
Published on October 5, 2004 By InfoGeek In Current Events
The Vice Presidential Debate. A pivotal election year. Cleveland????

The fighters:

Dick Cheney.

Corporate Big-Wig.

Just glad to be out of hiding.

Severe muscle strain when forming a genial smile.

Personality: Halloween Personified.


John Edwards.

Big trial lawyer.

Trying to avoid nickname: Vice President Doogie Howser.

Buys Crest Whitestrips by the caseload.

Cannot believe he lost to Lurch.

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